physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My ass is underappreciated
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
