I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize