I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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