I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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