At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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