I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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