She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
