i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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