Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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