Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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