A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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