found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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