Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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