I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
how drunk are you?
Several
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
