I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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