Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
if you like me you must not know who I am
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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