oh god the rape fog is back!
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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