i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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