He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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