So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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