i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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