Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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