There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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