their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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