I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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