nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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