Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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