So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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