How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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