Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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