Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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