So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
There's always time for handjobs
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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