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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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