i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
