before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
