how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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