You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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