Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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