its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Acid is not a monday night drug
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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