whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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