She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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