Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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