And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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