Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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