I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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