But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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