he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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