So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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