real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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