I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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