Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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