i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
