I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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