My sheets look like a crime scene.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
