One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Bring me that man meat
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Randomize
