Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
